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occasional scrambled eggs

It's so cheap....

This blog has now got 10000+ hits and the best part is I haven't been visiting my page very much. That means people ACTUALLY read this shit. Lol thanks :)

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I have my driving license now. That means I can now drive you around legally (provided your car has a P sticker) and if you have a umm car because I don't have one yet and I might get one within the next month insya-Allah.

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I came across a lot of old files/pictures/videos today, and notably found was a collection of old chat logs dating all the way back to July 2007. It was nice reading through a whole bunch of them, especially with a certain someone. HA HA.
CW, remember all the stupid and random shit we used to talk about? I have records of EVERYTHING.
Apa lu mau?
Ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :)

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Farewell Maish, I think I've now said everything I needed to and with that I hope every thing's cleared up :)

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Dhivia Darishani, I really mean it when I say talking to you is bad for me. I don't understand half the things you say, I don't believe half the things I say. Now about that kiss...

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Dharsh - 27 August 2007 - (23:05) [[-•Tнε Яαѕн "N" : Do you know, your anti-social Keshav?
Why no, I had no idea.

Narinder - 8th August 2007 - (0:35) somthin new : i taught i saw a slightly plum person
The Plum People are everywhere...

Chittesh - 5th October 2007 - (11:57) !39.Ch.- Vanish : she wants me to go for her party...become her shopping pal and all
I think someone has taken that spot. lol.

Paalan - 5th October 2007 - (11:12) theyvapaalan : watchin porn
LOL

Luvenia - sesat tak ada apa from 2007. I have the first thing I ever said to you on MSN. It's embarrassing so I'm not putting it up. Ask me online if you want to see it.

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Currently addicted to a couple of songs, and jee-wiz, Calle Ocho is NOT one of them -_-
1) Breathe by Telepopmusik
2) Only You by David Palmer

YouTube them if you're free :)

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So who does Arsenal have left in its team? Percy? Rosickly? Walcrotch? Good luck winning the league next season lol.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FELLOW BRAZILIAN ANDERSON FOR FINALLY SCORING A GOAL! Dharsh now that picture you have is worth something LOL

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Jeff Camillo, if you ever read this, never be the doctor when I'm mafia please.

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watch out or ill be ridiculous in the club lookin so conspicuous and WOWWW these women all over da crowd gonna hold their heads steady while i milk the cows and dayumm you da one to please ludacris fills cups like double B's and urst whats more when we leave some dead you want a lady in the street but a freak in da bed

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You are now following Keshav Indran on Twitter to bed.

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Whatever you're going through or feel, you know you can always confide in me ♥

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So much shit going on and all I really wanna do is sit back and enjoy the movie, with popcorn. and a soda. and a chick. so we can make out. and eat popcorn together.

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Another day, just believe. Just breathe, another day.

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i had a splinter stuck in my finger yesterday.
and i had to take it out
using
a needle!
needleeeee!

good times :)

adieu.

Spark.

i heard a spark
something that glowed
hundred feet higher
i open my eyes
when there is light
to see if i'm closer
what if i stopped
just for a while
to make it go slower
still up the night
just for a while
to see if i'm finer
live like i'm finer

tell me your tale
something with fire
to break from the sorrow
to break through the doors
piles of earth
to see where the sun goes
what if i stopped
just for a while
to see if i'm closer
still up the night
just for a while
to see where the sun goes

last night was a good night ;)

Aggravating, irritating, annoying.

Chilis, TorD, swimming pool, Clue

Rec, The Strangers.

7.30 am

comforter war

The Chinese Game -.-

T&A


not again lah.

And you shoot yourself in the foot YET AGAIN, Indran.

Fuck.

holy mime, Batman!

Didn't see that coming.

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Quotable quotes 001.

I fear being like everyone I hate, I fear failure, I fear losing control. I love balancing between chaos and control with everything I do. I always have a fear of going one way or another, getting lost in something, or losing everything to get lost in. And I fear being a completely acceptable sheep in society.

Summing it all up...

late withdrawals
late night bus
two seats to myself
cousin time
no charger
taxi
hartamas
ashereen ♥
ashereen's lovely friends
mamak
bukit jalil
training session
aida
aqi
anil
jon
ting yuh
manchester united
up-close
harish anne
mobile facebook updates
lrt
klcc
lishana
rakesh
kiran
bindhya(correctmeifimwrong)
yugesh
kanneish
dharshini ;)
swimming naked /whoo
Fred and Shoe were here
party crashers
not-so scary playground
hole in the slide
head in the slide :O
nokia 6610 ♥
one utama
HPatHBP
36C
RIP cap ♥ ♥
apparently, Calle Ocho ;)
Dharsh's camera drama
Pelangi Damansara
crashing on a mattress
waking up LATE
leaving late
stadium rush
on-time arrival
goodbye
3-2
crazy crowds
dark streets
packed stations
Mandarin Oriental :)
Shereen
Rosa
finding a way into KLCC
finger lickin' good
farewells
last lrt of the night
uncle's place at last
camera and backpack ♥
Las Vegas
early morning
raj mama
aunty pasu
sumikka
mamak
kota damansara
jungle trek
carries himself well
Lyyana
Johari
sun
new people
MNS
driving
Pak Li Kopitiam
prawn mee
kedondong
midvalley megamall
jusco bathroom
coffee bean & tea leaf
KTM
old KTM station
self-portraits
NICE lounge
02P
milo nuggets
4 hours 27 minutes
home

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Kuala Lumpur ♦

For real?

My friend Aznil said today,

"wow..keshav speaks malay..since when?ahha"

Am I really that bad?

ESFP ftw.

As an ESFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

ESFPs live in the world of people possibilties. They love people and new experiences. They are lively and fun, and enjoy being the center of attention. They live in the here-and-now, and relish excitement and drama in their lives.

ESFPs have very strong inter-personal skills, and may find themselves in the role of the peacemaker frequently. Since they make decisions by using their personal values, they are usually very sympathetic and concerned for other people's well-being. They're usually quite generous and warm. They are very observant about other people, and seem to sense what is wrong with someone before others might, responding warmly with a solution to a practical need. They might not be the best advice-givers in the world, because they dislike theory and future-planning, but they are great for giving practical care.

ESFP is definitely a spontaneous, optimistic individual. They love to have fun. If the ESFP has not developed their Thinking side by giving consideration to rational thought processing, they tend to become over-indulgent, and place more importance on immediate sensation and gratification than on their duties and obligations. They may also avoid looking at long-term consequences of their actions.

For the ESFP, the entire world is a stage. They love to be the center of attention and perform for people. They're constantly putting on a show for others to entertain them and make them happy. They enjoy stimulating other people's senses, and are extremely good at it. They would love nothing more than for life to be a continual party, in which they play the role of the fun-loving host.

ESFPs love people, and everybody loves an ESFP. One of their greatest gifts is their general acceptance of everyone. They are upbeat and enthusiastic, and genuinely like almost everybody. An ESFP is unfailingly warm and generous with their friends, and they generally treat everyone as a friend. However, once crosesed, an ESFP is likely to make a very strong and stubborn judgment against the person who crossed them. They are capable of deep dislike in such a situation.

The ESFP under a great deal of stress gets overwhelmed with negatives thoughts and possibilities. As an optimistic individual who lives in the world of possibilities, negative possibilities do not sit well with them. In an effort to combat these thoughts, they're likely to come up with simple, global statements to explain away the problem. These simplistic explanations may or may not truly get to the nature of the issue, but they serve the ESFP well by allowing them to get over it.

ESFPs are likely to be very practical, although they hate structure and routine. They like to "go with the flow", trusting in their ability to improvise in any situation presented to them. They learn best with "hands-on" experience, rather than by studying a book. They're uncomfortable with theory. If an ESFP hasn't developed their intuitive side, they may tend to avoid situations which involve a lot of theoretical thinking, or which are complex and ambiguous. For this reason, an ESFP may have difficulty in school. On the other hand, the ESFP does extremely well in situations where they're allowed to learn by interacting with others, or in which they "learn by doing".

ESFPs have a very well-developed appreciation for aesthetic beauty, and an excellent sense of space and function. If they have the means, they're likely to have to have many beautiful possessions, and an artfully furnished home. In general, they take great pleasure in objects of aesthetic beauty. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the finer things in life, such as good food and good wine.

The ESFP is a great team player. He or she is not likely to create any problems or fuss, and is likely to create the most fun environment possible for getting the task done. ESFPs will do best in careers in which they are able to use their excellent people skills, along with their abilities to meld ideas into structured formats. Since they are fast-paced individuals who like new experiences, they should choose careers which offer or require a lot of diversity, as well as people skills.

ESFPs usually like to feel strongly bonded with other people, and have a connection with animals and small children that is not found in most other types. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the beauties of nature as well.

The ESFP has a tremendous love for life, and knows how to have fun. They like to bring others along on their fun-rides, and are typically a lot of fun to be with. They're flexible, adaptable, genuinely interested in people, and usually kind-hearted. They have a special ability to get a lot of fun out of life, but they need to watch out for the pitfalls associated with living entirely in the moment.

Remind you of anyone?

and kudos to you if you actually spent time to read all of that :)

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So what are you? (btw, this thing is surprisingly accurate)

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

mirror thought

look at me.

am i lying to you?

do i look like im lying to you?

should i be lying to you?

shouldnt i be lying to you?

dont you want me to lie to you?

would that make you feel better?

it should right?

it should...

I think I have a new favourite harry potter movie.

Ever had that feeling where you have so much to say about something but have no idea how to put it into words? And by that very fact, it eats you up inside? I don't suffer from this very much.

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"Well, being me... has its privileges. "

Roadtrip fail.

I've seen Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I am tempted to give a full-on personal review of the movie but seeing that many of you probably haven't watched it yet, I will keep my thoughts on the movie for when I return from KL.

Speaking of which, I'm leaving for KL tonight at 8pm. I will be contactable via my handphone at all times. If I don't pick up or respond anytime between 8pm and 1am it will probably be because I am asleep.

Not to be the sour puss of the day, but I really am not excited about this trip anymore. I can't wait for the match itself when I meet up with Dharsh, Divya, Aqi, Jon, Yuh Ting and a whole bunch of other people I know who are going. That's going to awesome. But it's the trip itself. Non-match time. What am I going to do now? So much for roadtrip, you two.

The only other thing I've got to look forward to now is finally meeting Ashereen after 2 years of knowing her. I can't wait for that :)

Nothing else comes to mind. Looks like it's going to be more loner time in KL. That's how KL always is for me. Just thought that maybe just MAYBE this one time it'd be different.

In other news, I don't have my HTC charger with me. That means my phone will be dead come tomorrow or latest, tomorrow. I probably won't be reachable after that. And we can all thank Jonathan for not replying my texts.

Le sigh.

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Welcome back, Tanya ♥

and

SPAPPY SPIRTHDAY SPIVYA

I am the new Kanye.

Good evening peoplets.

Check 'dis out.

I am sitting here on my chair in my underwear playing with my hair thinking whether its fair that when I breath air all I feel is despair. (wtf?)

But then I try and become a spy but all people tell me is that I should die but see in truth all that does is make me cry.

Tonight I am wearing yellow so that when everyone says hello to me all they see is me being mellow to the world, dayummm I need some Jell-O.

I supposed to have a look at this book that I took from this schnook that's supposed to gimme spooks but all I do is cook. (or watch my maid cook) (and then eat what she has cooked)

Apart from that, at a mall today someone with a hat spat on a mat that someone shat on only to be whacked by a bat and then be thrown in a vet? Yeah, that rhymed.

So I've been thinking, what if a king wore bling and then was made to sing in front of an audience chanting with that similar ring that you hear on the thing with all those images that keep moving?

Damn now I need to go to the loo and I think if someone reads this that someone's gonna sue, but hey if that someone asks you, you saw it here first on OhMyGod WhatTheFuck BarBeQue.

Peace.

Word to ya mother.

Generation.

So that everyone else felt relevant again...

A step he wasn't ready to take.

Got to be the most meaningful thing to happen to me this year.

Thanks :)

Sunquick, sprite and vodka.

Hi people, after a self-crafted drink consisting of sunquick, sprite and vodka, I decided that I owe you readers a blog update. So this is it.

I'm the captain of the Pinhorn volleyball team and today my team and I had a match against P. Ramlee. Their team didn't show up so we had a walkover.
Tomorrow we're vying against Cheeseman I think, or Hamilton.

My wallet is with Chittesh Shukla, because I left it in his pocket and he went home without either of us realising. I am seeing him in 20 minutes, so don't be worried for me.

My mother will be in Italy for the next two and a half weeks come this Saturday. (ladies?)

Dhivia is making a drama script for a Hindi drama based on a real life situation. I am going to be famous again. (ladies?)

I am feeling very unlike myself again (not because I had a drink you twats). I am just feeling very happy and very angry and very sad and very moooooooooooooooody.(Pending: Logic) Whoooowheeeeeewhaaaaaaa, okay next paragraph now, children.

My cousin in England happens to know the Angel of the Earth (Kaya Scodelario). I will most probably be staying with her at the end of this year. My life will then be complete. But there are things I need to do before that. (ladies?)

I forgot to mention that I stayed up watching the Michael Jackson memorial on CNN right up to around 4 in the morning. Very touching that was. I did not cry. Unless you wanted me to have cried in which case yes, I cried. (ladies?)

I am supposed to get ready for Physics tuition now. I suppose this is the end of this post. I suppose it is :S

Goodbye.

CW's 17th :)

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY CW :)

love you loads!

oobakeep
eikk
whatwhat?
whatwhatwhat?

♥ MMM

Fergie, Fergie, Fergie...

80 MILLION POUNDS

Spend it ffs.

Kuvenia Lalia's 15th.

At the end of the day, all I really have to be thankful for is Live, Laugh, Love.

Happy birthday best friend :)

Insecure.

I suddenly have this heightened sense of insecurity.

:S

Not that long to go...

31st December 2008


(1:04) Honey ♥♪♫:that the year passed too fast cz of spm
(1:04) Keshav . last da:so it passes by quickly? SPM year
(1:04) Keshav . last da:thats good to know
(1:04) Honey ♥♪♫:haha good / bad
(1:05) Honey ♥♪♫:you feel like the year just passes you by
(1:05) Honey ♥♪♫:and youre like
(1:05) Honey ♥♪♫:wtf its over?
(1:05) Honey ♥♪♫::|
(1:05) Honey ♥♪♫:already?
(1:05) Keshav . last da:i want it to end
(1:05) Keshav . last da:except for school
(1:05) Keshav . last da:i dont want form 5 to end
(1:08) Honey ♥♪♫:lol
(1:08) Honey ♥♪♫:i wanted it to
(1:08) Honey ♥♪♫:and im glad it has
(1:08) Honey ♥♪♫::D
(1:08) Keshav . last da:u switched schools
(1:08) Keshav . last da:i've been with these dumbasses for 4 years
(1:08) Keshav . last da:and to leave em after 5
(1:08) Keshav . last da:will be hard
(1:09) Honey ♥♪♫:haha, i been in cls since i was strd 2, dude, i left and its the best thing ive done. commmon, after form 5, you'll still hang with em
(1:10) Keshav . last da:Not all of them.
(1:10) Keshav . last da:some people u wont see. it wont be big
(1:10) Keshav . last da:i mean
(1:10) Keshav . last da:leaving them
(1:10) Keshav . last da:but initially it'll suck
(1:11) Honey ♥♪♫:lol i guess
(1:11) Honey ♥♪♫:dont think abt it
(1:11) Honey ♥♪♫:long way to go until that
(1:11) Honey ♥♪♫:(:
(1:11) Keshav . last da:yes

Not that long to go now...

Why I like July...

Why I like July. (now equipped with new reasons...)

- The birthdays of Luvenia, Wen Jun, Divya and Narinder all to be celebrated, though that might not be the case this year. Still.

- Tanya's always in Penang :)

- It's that time of the year again when you ask yourself 'Where the hell has half a year gone?'. Might I add, that it's gone by extra fast this year. Wasn't I on my balcony with Nisha, Aunty Bina, my mum and brother looking out for fireworks (which never appeared) just a month ago?

- The media tends to reflect on how the first half of 2009 has been, which brings forth a lot of online reading material.

- There is a Harry Potter movie to look forward to more often than not.

- Terms switch over, new committees are chosen.

- Reminds me of one of the happiest days of my life thus far ;)