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Funny Excerpts 02


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What has happened?

There was a time when my parents told me that sleeping late and getting up late was not good for me. I, being the stubborn asshole I am, obviously paid their advice no regard. So it's been years since they told me that. In fact, they still tell me that whenever I get a chance to talk to them. Anyways, what I'm trying to get at here is that I think they were right all along. You see, many of you know that I am very active at night. I am awake for long stretches of hours early in the morning wasting my time on the internet with no purpose whatsoever. The sad thing is that time passes by really fast for some reason. I tend to forget that sleep is essential. So that's the routine night/early morning for me.

In recent times, I have been sleeping a LOT during the day. I've told a few people about this. For the most part, I'm free during the week with exceptions on Monday and Tuesday. So on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, I have ample loads of free time. However, I find myself having the urge to lie down on my bed for a nap more often than not. The next thing I know, it's 8 PM and my maid is calling me down for dinner. THIS HAPPENS TOO OFTEN PEOPLE. I'm missing out on SO much. I don't know what has been happening with you guys. I don't have the time to SMS the people that matter. My routine has been completely fucked up by this nocturnal-like lifestyle I currently lead.

I need to change it. I don't see myself doing in within the next week for there aren't any pressing matters that need to be taken care of at the moment. Finals are coming in just over a months time and I think I'm going set an ending date to this lifestyle of mine. Will I be successful? Things aren't looking quite bright at the moment but only time will tell.

On the bright side, this ridiculous amount of sleep I've had in the past week has led to some rather interesting dreams that I wouldn't dare share here :P

One question that keeps popping up though is,

What's happened to us?

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Remembering the past 01



Remember the past.

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Homecoming.

Pay Attention to what you need to do when reading this post.



Firstly, pause and let this video load. DO NOT WATCH IT YET. Then, read the rest of the post. Then, come back to the top and watch the fully-loaded video.

Simple, no?

So yes, I know it's been ages since my last post (if you consider that last one a post at all). You see, I've been procrastinating because every day I am so sure I'll get all the goods I need for that MEGA UPDATE I promised you all. I will eventually. As long as Turnip does not pass me the stuff, I won't be able to post that MEGA UPDATE. But be patient. Also, thank you to whoever that constantly visited my blog anyways hoping there was a new post. Don't fret any longer. No more 4-day intervals between posts :)

So what's been happening? Nothing to be honest. School's been school-ish (got that from Sartah), friends have been friend-ish, and life has been life-ish. There isn't anything significant that has happened within the past 4 days worth mentioning. UNTIL today of course ;)

As usual, going to school was pointless. What did we learn today? Add math? Yeah that's all. So, Narinder, Jerome and I decided to ronda a little. Took several pictures... pictures that clearly prove our school has the credentials to be a Cluster School.

This was the only teacher that thought us today besides Khasturi or however you spell that.

Umm yeah. Go translate yourselves lol.

Vomit runs through the hallways. Classy?

The three of us then adjourn to the Biology labs where, believe it or not, hardly anyone is doing any work. :O Some people are playing bluff (with cards), some are sleeping and some are on their cellphones playing Real Football, ironically named.

And THUS, began Narinder Girn and the Map to the Bush.
So basically he found a paper lodged between a space between one of the Bio tables and he was like " I'm going to write something in here and draw a map so someone else can see it in the future." (oooookayyyyyyyyyyy)

So he did it!
Ah damn I just realized I forgot to rotate this. SORRY.

What are the chances of someone finding it in the near future?

The genius that is... Narinder Girn.

So after that we got back to class. BM teacher absent. (insert cross-looking MSN emoticon here)

A few of us were then called by a YE achiever to go and collect our dividences from the previous YE Sales. I forgot I even bought a share. I got 180% of what I paid originally (that is RM 18) (I know it's nothing much just shut up)
After that, us shareholders stuck around for the YE AGM. Pretty good. That lasted till about 3 PM. Since I had my camera with me, I decided to "entertain" you people a little, with the help of HanDcock.

Turned out to be a pretty alright day of school.

ALSO: If you would like a completely different view of how school was on the 23rd of Sept, go over to www.stephknightz.blogspot.com . I'll let Stephen handle the rest :)

ALSO ALSO: Heroes season 3 is out on the net all ready for downloading. So is Gossip Girl but that's another story.

Okay, I'm sure the video up there is loaded already. Why are you still down here?

xoxo :P

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Harry Pottyyy

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good and hell yeah, mischief-fucking-managed.

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Hobopolis Speed Run


A sense of self-accomplishment.

t'was a good day.

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Spectrum of colors.

No. This is not the mega-est update of all mega updates.

I watched a movie my brother downloaded on Friday called Halloween. ( Yes, that's that movie that is showing in cinemas right now but DO NOT waste your cash for far too much will be censored, id est: (remember this?) partial nudity and vulgarity. ) The movie is one of the better slasher movies of recent times, though it doesn't match up to the standards of the likes of I Know What You Did Last Summer and I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (honestly, what can?)

Thanks for the awesome party Chittesh. Happy belated birthday again. I'm sorry to say dear readers that I won't be uploading the pictures taken at the "party" for there are WAY TOO MANY. If you have me on Facebook, then you can look at them all there.

I got this awesome T-shirt yesterday.
Generic I know. But it's still too awesome not to have. (for me at least)

Lastly, how many people have told you that their favourite color is BLACK?

As Dr. Loomis from Halloween says, and I quote,

"Black isn't a color. It's the absence of color. In the spectrum of colors, you go from BLACK which is no color, all the way through to white which is every color. So technically, black isn't a color."

Interesting ding hmm?

xoxo.

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Wow 01.

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Quantum of Solace




LATEST JAMES BOND TRAILER. WATCH. (came out 2 days ago)

So like... WTF is Quantum of Solace?

Yahoo! Answers states that 'Quantum of Solace' means 'a small degree of comfort that can exist between two people emotionally in a relationship.'

This dude called Ian Fleming wrote a book with the same title and defined it as " a precise figure defining the comfort, humanity and fellow feeling required between two people for love to survive. " So if the quantum of solace is nil, love is dead.

So basically, the title is going to relate to how 007 lost that character Eva Green played in the previous movie (which pissed me off btw).

6th November 2008. Mark your calendars.

Also, this isn't that MEGA UPDATE I was talking about in the below post. I've got an idea of what it's going to be like and I can't do that yet because SOME PEOPLE need to give me STUFF. Without this STUFF, I can't do anything. Be patient please.

Churio.

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Updating.

The mega-est update of all mega updates is vast approaching.

*cue dramatic music*


xoxo.

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Profanity 02



WATCH!

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Fear.

Fear.

Fear attracts the fearful.

The strong.

The weak.

The innocent.

The corrupt.

Fear.

Fear is my ally.

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Comparison 01

Separated at birth.

Left: Gonzo from The Muppets ; Right: Chulan

(Yes that SAB thing is a total rip-off from Perez Hilton)
Credits to www.PH.com for the idea ;)

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School Fun.









It's Been a While.


"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."

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Profanity 01



Don't watch if you're not a fan of bad words.

I love this TV show.

"Being direct is always the best way to get through to someone."

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Tadaa


Void.

For no words can express how I feel right now.

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