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NEOH :@

Good night, fellow readers.

First and foremost, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARINDER =D More on that later.

Today was rather eventful, from a certain point of view. Well for one thing, the bus STILL smells like kerosene. Got to school and went straight to the field for PJ... or so I thought. I got sidetracked and went into the Editorial Room and started talking with people in there and time passed by. By the time I had gotten to the field the class had already started playing football. So I just sat and watched them play with Musadique. Narinder soon joined the game as the KEEPER. Now just for future reference, I really really really salute tall goalkeepers like Edwin van der Sar because HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP THE BALL OUT?

1) you're tall and quite often off-balance
2) you can't reach the ground fast enough
3) in Narinder's case, you might just kick the ball in your own goal due to lack of
coordination too.

PJ went on till around 8.40 am-ish and we had to get changed and stuff. Soon after I went to the Ed Room again and FINISHED THE FREES 08 SECTION. ( I'm sorry it's just SOME people were procrastinating and I had to get it done =D )

Then we had this lame LAME L.A.M.E. Physics Diagnostic Test. If only one word was allowed to describe the test, it'd be 'OMFGWTFISTHATSHITITSWASTINGMYTIMEPFFT'.

I kid you not, this was an example of a question :

A load of mass 60g extends a spring by 6.0 cm. If a load extends a spring by 5.0 cm, what is the mass of the load?

A) 60cm
B) 50cm
C) 50g
D) 70cm

I KID YOU NOT.

So after that, went back to the Ed Room. Jonathan and I watched Russel Peters Outsourced for and hour or so. Why? Why not? =D

THEN. The birthday celebration! It was pretty simple actually. Props to Kumar for being useful for once. He filled up 5 or 6 bottles with water and handed out to people. And once the bell rang, a group of us cornered Narinder and SPLASHED the water on him like he ain't gon' be splashed at again yo. I WISH I had the video, but unfortunately Amir hasn't emailed it to me yet. I'll try and post it up here ASAP. Probably in one of the next posts.

Got on a Rape-it Penang soon after to catch a ride to Queensbay Mall. Met up with a dry Narinder and Paalan and Chitteshsomeone who didn't turn up because he had a cousin pop up from somewhere.



We watched The Mummy 3.

Now folks, if you're looking for laughs and 'wheee' adventure, then this is a movie for you. It's pretty good all around but nothing can beat the first two (The Mummy and The Mummy Returns). HOWEVER, if you are in the mood for extremely detailed plot line and brilliance like The Dark Knight, don't get your hopes up. Still recommended though. It's one of those ' ah damn it I need to watch it just because everyone will ' kind of movies.

The movie finished at 7pm-ish and I went to go get some stuff from Jusco from the LG.

Oh, which reminds me... I'll be off at my scout troop's Annual Training Camp (ATC) this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Because of that, I won't be posting anything here till Sunday, where I'll have updates from the weekend that would have passed.

This part of my post is dedicated specifically to Neoh, who EVEN AFTER BEING TOLD NOT TO KILL THE BOSS, EVEN POSTING AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MANAGES TO KILL THE BOSS. You suck. =(

That's all for now folks, will be read by you next on Sunday.

Seacrest out.

"I'm going to base this moment on an individual that I'm pissed off with."

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No really, something wicked this way comes.

I need you to read the post BELOW this one and then only read this one. Go to the second post first NOW.




If you can't see the above, you can watch it here: HBP Teaser Trailer.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince teaser trailer premiered online today. Check it out. It looks pretty good. In my opinion they've picked a really good kid to act as a young Voldemort.


ALSO,




As lame as this may sound and I know you all might think I'm a weird ass, I watched Camp Rock last night on my computer and it was pretty good. The storyline may have been clichéd and all, but the dancing and singing was not too bad. Dare I say it, better than HSM? omfg. Well lots of things are better than HSM but I'm just saying, for a DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie, for losers.) it was not too bad. Watch it for the songs and dancing alright?

Till the next post, goodbye.

" Did I know then that I had just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No. "

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Something wicked this way comes.

For one thing, the tests are over. Physics was EASY
=D (I'm lying.)


The day started out like any day would have for me. The trees shivered, the winds forcing me into a shiver myself, the sound of thunder outside scarring my mind with images of despair and sorrow. (This is the part where you go, " WTF? ")

ANYWAYS. I got up, fell asleep again, got up again and then fell asleep again. My maid is very bad at waking me up. I did get up eventually though. And then yada yada yada I'm in my school bus now. And for some strange reason, the bus SMELT like kerosene. ( I hate kerosene by the way. ) And so I was just sitting in the bus and trying to locate the source of the smell. Surprise, surprise it's the air conditioner. My bus recently had it's air conditioning thing repaired. I think it's safe to say that my bus driver has piss poor contacts. So I tried my best to just take it in. I swear I had flashes of me drinking kerosene pass by as I tried to fall asleep. I did and next thing I knew I was walking to school across the "jejantas". Okay, people I need to know what "jejantas" means in English, thanks. Then 'twas school. There was chatting, there was lame-ass Texas Hold'em, there were more 'wackyomfgthatsf*ckinghilariouslol' moments between the guys and I, there were tests, and there was the going home.

Divya when you read this, kindly SMS me AFTER 2.40 PM on weekdays k? Thanks =)

So like... school's over... tests are over... didn't really feel like much of a difference. So then Maish (Mahisha)(sorry not many people know you =( ) texts me and asks me to go over to her place. That message's EMPHASIS on the presence of Janice was supposed to attract me to her place. Pfft. Damn, it worked LOL. ( I'm KIDDING Ma-hi-sha.) So Janice and Natasya and Maish and Swarna were talking and I was reading the papers. A while later we went down to play table tennis. They were playing, I was playing. I BEAT Mahisha. I LOST to Swarna. (I let her =3 ) I BEAT Swarna the second time round. And then the lamest thing anyone in the possession of a table tennis table would think of, " table tennis UNDER the table " It WORKS people. It is FUN too. No kidding.

Made my way home after that. I had to walk for MILES. I FAINTED in the process. Then an ambulance happened to pass by and dropped me home and I hope you didn't believe that last bit because if you did then go wash that 'L' of your forehead.

So that's that I guess. Another day passes. Oh it's still today though. Yeah. Yeahhhh. CHURIO!

Now go to the post UP THERE.

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Be Happy.


THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS.
ENJOY THE NEXT 24 HOURS.



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Hi.

Who am I?

Who?

Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a blogger. A relatively new blogger no less, but this does not mean that a deprivation of my ability should occur anytime within this post. This post's soul purpose is to merely announce my official arrival in to the blogging world. This arrival brings me hope. Hope that with the input of my combination of wit and sarcasm into this blog, my soon to be regular readers can enjoy my thrills and chills, joy and despair, pleasures and displeasures and last but not least the occasional rants as much as I do.

I hear you in your head now saying, " This is not Keshav talking ". I understand completely that the Keshav you see and listen to everyday hardly speaks with such a tone. The way I speak in person has shaded people in to believing that that is Keshav Indran's linguistic style of conversation. I, like many people keep most of my thoughts to myself. My true linguistic language will be portrayed through my blog posts, as I feel that my words hold no meaning when I speak them from my mouth, but on the other hand, people are prone to understanding and absorbing information and knowledge granted to them through words and here's to hoping that my words prove useful to you, my fellow readers. (Most of the time.)

To be honest with you, I have no idea what made me decide to post this up today.
I was to save this for after my tests on Wednesday. Oh well. The past is merely a memory unvisitable in person but everlasting in the mind. I have my.. Chemistry, Add Math, Moral and History tests tomorrow. Oh joy. I really should end this post now, for the simple facts that I have exceeded what was originally planned for my post and that failure to study within the next couple of hours could result in a severe " NO COMPUTER! GIVE ME YOUR KEYBOARD " nag which I am so sick of enduring. Also, I might fail. Well there's a higher chance of me failing than passing at this point of time. Damn, I should stop. Good luck with the tests, Keshav.


"There's no certainty - only opportunity."

Enjoy the blog, folks.

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